Mr. T1: "I pity the fool who don't use a T1!"

Check out this hilarious project from my buddy Jonah Brucker-Cohen. (with some help from Jeff Crouse)

Basically it's a widget written in Processing that detects your internet connection speed, and if a speed is detected that reflects that of a T1, the system then plays one of five random samples from Mr.T's world famous repertoire such as "I Pity The Fool!" or "Don't Give Me No Backtalk Sucka!", etc... Picture yourself using it at the internet cafe and sticking it to all those bandwidth suckas...

Jonah's a fellow at Eyebeam right now.